Patch 1.29.69

Head on in to the game, and give Jasmine a call. She’ll tell you all about the challenge, and give you your very own Magic PlantSim Stump!

• Yes, a stump.
  • Yes, the bottom part of a tree after it’s been cut down… typically dead.
    • Yes, it’s not very eco-friendly.
      • But, it’s Magic!
      • Yes, a magic stump…

To continue… the Magic PlantSim Stump will hold the Magic Beans, that you get from talking with the PlantSims that wander around during the day. There will be 6 beans to collect (Uncomfortable, Playful, Confident, Angry, Sad, and Flirty), and will require that you get a PlantSim into the corresponding emotion to acquire.

• Once placed into the stump, give it a little water, and watch the…
  • Magic? You’re going to say magic aren’t you?
    • No. … I was going to say… the tree grow. Yep.
      • Tree? Uh huh…
        • Yea, the… Mystical Magic Bean Portal Tree.
          • Riiight

Once the Mystical Magic Bean Portal Tree appears…

• What about the Mystical Arcane Unknowable Magic Bean Portal Tree?
  … *sigh* it will open up a portal…
• A magic portal?
  … a portal will open once a day, where you can send your Sim, and find the Forbidden Fruit.
• It is magically delicious fruit?

Ok, fine! Eat the fruit, you’re a PlantSim for five days! You no longer have to worry about bladder, but you need sunlight and water to survive, and you get a bonus to your gardening.

• Woah, woah… woah. Only five days?

Eat another fruit. Let’s just get to the issues…

• Sims aged up from toddler to adult, will now have an appropriately sounding voice.
  • Toddler.
    • I used to write the word ‘toddler’ and this giant censor would appear out of nowhere. Still getting used to it… toddler?
      • Toddler, toddler, toddler, toddler.
        • Plum yea!
          • Just checking if the censor is still there.
• We fixed an issue that could occur when re-loading a lot, that would prevent exterior puddles from disappearing. Exterior water puddles will once again disappear over time.
  • Being that the source of most exterior Sim puddles is from…
    • Speaking of which… do you change the clothes of your Sim after a bladder fail? Or do you just let them shake it off?

• We addressed a clipping issue that occurs with yfBottom_GP01ShortBucklet when paired with certain shirts.
  • Is clipping an inside baseball term?
    • Is inside baseball an inside baseball term?

• Vampires will no longer attempt to break into community lots, thus preventing you from leaving… the community lot, going home, visiting a friend, returning to take care of your kids, starting your work day, gym-hopping, taking that camping trip, meeting your date for dinner…
  • Well, essentially travel… you can’t travel.
    • Now you can… visit your friends, or go h… er travel.
• We also addressed an issue that could lock you out of your own home upon returning to your lot, if it has a vampire skulking about.
  • And yes, skulk is the proper term to use when an individual is hanging out on your home lot hoping to take a bite from your neck.
    • If they were seeking a little TLC, the proper term would be Creep.
    • If they sought to break into a maximum security prison where a world leader had mistakenly taken refuge, the proper term would be Snake.