New patch, new luck. Small but important. Your mods will not be disabled this time as this is only a small patch. Please make sure to check your mods anyways.
This is SimGuruGnome on the Issue-Chop Express and I’m writin’ to whoever’s readin’.
It’s like I told the last public relations rep, I says â€œSimGuruDrake, I never write more than I can read. Besides that, it’s all in the spellchecker.”
But just listen to the Issue-Chop Express and take the Gnome’s advice. When some wild-eyed Sim wanders by, knocks on your front door and asks you â€œSul sul, plerg majah bliff?” You just stare them back in the eye and remember what the Gnome always says.
â€œPlerg majah bliff? Neeshga, voo oonapa oonsosh..”
Thanks again for listenin’ to the Issue-Chop Express, and take this advice on a stormy night, when the game’s playin’, the music’s roarin’, and the data’s downloadin’ in sheets as thick as a bunch of streaming green numbers, letters, and symbols (because that’s what the pattern looks like). Remember what old SimGuruGnome does when the neighborhood shakes with life, and the abductions come from the sky, and the pillars of the Goth’s estate quake. Yeah, SimGuruGnome just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and says â€œGimme your best ob-la-di pal. Ob-la-da.. ob-la-da.”
Until next time,